A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought to myself "That's mature!"
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Did you hear about the man who painted his wife? He Double Gloucester!
Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? He only had one Stilton!
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because fromage frays!
What's a pirate's favourite cheese? CheddAaaaaarrrrrrgh!
We make no apologies for the cheesiness of any of the above and if you don't find them funny then that's your fault and you should eat more cheese as you're clearly not eating enough!