Our favourite cheese jokes
Cheese jokes
- A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought to myself "That's mature!"
- What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
- Did you hear about the man who painted his wife? He Double Gloucester!
- Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? He only had one Stilton!
- Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because fromage frays!
- What's a pirate's favourite cheese? CheddAaaaaarrrrrrgh!
We've heard a few more cheese jokes recently so thought we'd add them below. We think they are every bit as good as those above and should make you smile while enjoying your cheeseboard.
- What's a Cornish pirate's favourite cheese? Yaaaaarg
- What type of music does a cheesemonger listen to? R & Brie
We make no apologies for the cheesiness of any of the above and if you don't find them funny then that's your fault and you should eat more cheese as you're clearly not eating enough!
If you have a cheese joke of your own then please add it in the comments section below.
If you want to buy any of the cheeses mention above then you can do so in our online cheese shop and get 10% off your purchase with the code 'JOKE10'. Just enter the code at the checkout stage to redeem the discount.
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