Cheese jokes

A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought to myself "That's mature!"

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

Did you hear about the man who painted his wife? He Double Gloucester!

Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? He only had one Stilton!

Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because fromage frays!

What's a pirate's favourite cheese? CheddAaaaaarrrrrrgh!

We've heard a few more cheese jokes recently so thought we'd add them below. We think they are every bit as good as those above and should make you smile while enjoying your cheeseboard.

What's a Cornish pirate's favourite cheese? Yaaaaarg

What type of music does a cheesemonger listen to? R & Brie

We make no apologies for the cheesiness of any of the above and if you don't find them funny then that's your fault and you should eat more cheese as you're clearly not eating enough!

If you have a cheese joke of your own then please add it in the comments section below.

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Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree? Camembert Which kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? All that was left was de brie You gotta love Cheese jokes!!



I just love all the cheese jokes here... But I bet there's Stil-tons more!

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